Fandom High Office, Monday, August 21

Over time, Fred Trooper has put together a great many forms that he would like students to use to satisfy the military OCD genetically programmed into him. While the office staff in general believes that the majority of these forms can and should be ignored, it can still be worth a look to see what one person expects us to record.

Application to Strike Another Student With a Punch

Name of Puncher:
Name of Punchee:
Reason for Punching:
Desired Degree of Injury:
Will it be a sucker punch? (Y/N)
Explain in at least fifty words why Constable Fraser should not detain you:

Application to Have an Evil Twin

Name of Student:
Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name):
Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc):
To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N)
Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea:
Goatee? (Y/N)