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Today there was a large heart box of chocolates in the office. Attached was a note saying "to any lady who wants love in their life!"
Everyone did their best to avoid it, remembering what else had been going on this week. Finally, one of the secretaries decided to end the nervous suspense. She walked over, opened the box, and in it was Bob Gremlin, reclining in what he thought to be an attractive way in a paper wrapper. "There. Now we all have that mental image to deal with. Let's get custodial to get rid of this box."
And then she closed the box, causing Bob Gremlin to squeak.
Everyone did their best to avoid it, remembering what else had been going on this week. Finally, one of the secretaries decided to end the nervous suspense. She walked over, opened the box, and in it was Bob Gremlin, reclining in what he thought to be an attractive way in a paper wrapper. "There. Now we all have that mental image to deal with. Let's get custodial to get rid of this box."
And then she closed the box, causing Bob Gremlin to squeak.
