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Bob Gremlin was feeling a distinct lack of energy the past couple days. He didn't even make it into the office yesterday, but he had to get the detention signup list posted so he dragged his little green butt in there today.

Once the list was posted, he just sat there, as energetic as a rock.

That's when Robert Goulet appeared and messed the office up.

The office was closed yesterday as a side effect of Thursday's snow pool. As it turned out, everyone lost since they neglected to predict that it would snow inside the office.

But there was a silver lining to all the snow as far as Bob Gremlin was concerned. He made an igloo. And he wrote the detention lists in the snow. You don't want to know how he did that.

( Students with detention. )

[OOC: Teachers, please sign up to run detentions. Please don't make me beg!]

Things had returned to normal in the office with action figures lying dormant and desk pies having been eaten by the animals who had left. But normal meant boring. When Bob Gremlin got bored, he looked for things to eat. His desk was still there. It was not pie, but it was there.

It took him all day, but he ate his desk.

During breaks, he put up the detention lists.

( Cut for glory. GLORY! I have no clue what I'm talking about here. )

The office was open on Sunday for detention signups because yesterday Bob Gremlin thought he was an AMC Gremlin. That had nothing to do with the AU thing going on. It was a result of eating all of that toilet paper. Bob Gremlin made a mental note to never eat scented toilet paper again.

Bob Gremlin - inspired by both the singing in the office recently and his gremlin brothers performing in music yesterday - had a song in his heart that he had to let out!

Unfortunately, he didn't know the lyrics to any songs, so he just sang the theme to the old "Ratguy" show as he put up the detention list and signup sheet.

"Nananananananananana Ratguy!" And so on.

John Crichton
Jack Harkness
Molly Hayes
Katara
Cassie Lang
Jamie Madrox
Number 6
Jaye Tyler (Lottery Winner)
Kabuto Yakushi
Zuko

The office was still open for new student check in, but there was a greater purpose to today. You see, today was the day that Bob Gremlin put up the very first Detention Sign Up Sheet of the semester.

On this sheet, teachers couldn sign up to punish the students, taking away a whole Saturday. If Bob Gremlin had his teeth, he would bit someone out of joy and watch as they thought they were a mongoose or something. He liked Detention Sign Up Sheet Day.

[OOC: If there are any new students arrivals who haven't done so yet, please sign into the linked post. Faculty, if you want to run a detention, sign ups are in the comments below!]

I was working in the office late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my coworkers from their desks began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

They did the mash
They did the office mash
The office mash
It was a break-time smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the office mash

Bob Gremlin strolled in with a Casio keyboard. He was going to teach himself how to play today. But first, he put up the standard detention lists.

( Cut for flist-sparingness )

Bob Gremlin decided to start with "Freebird." It went as well as you might imagine.

[OOC: Faculty, if you have a free Saturday in the next few weeks, please sign up for a detention. I beg of you! I'll give a cookie! I'll be your best friend!]

Bob Gremlin stumbled into the office drunk and put up last Saturday's detention notices.

Nobody brought up the fact that it was Monday because, really, nobody wants to confront a gremlin who was still hungover on Monday when he presumably got drunk on Friday.

( Cut for belated record-keeping )

After a week of love woes, Bob Gremlin found the perfect solution: internet dating. Women online beware.

He managed to put together today's detention lists first before getting online. ( Cut for record keeping. )

Bob Gremlin strolled into the office around mid-afternoon with an ice pack on his head. He wasn't feeling great, but he had a job to be done and... Who was he kidding? He came back to the office to get an ice cream bar from the freezer he had hidden under his desk. While he was at it, he figured he might as well put up the weekly lists.

( Cut for record keeping )

Mmm... Ice cream bar. That made Bob Gremlin feel so much bettter.

[OOC: I blame the lateness on my own sickness. Wheee.]

Bob Gremlin walked into the office, wearing a large bandage on his head after that kick yesterday. Not that he needed it. He just wanted to try for some sympathy.

He had learned his lesson. No more spitting in the water cooler. He had also put up today's detention lists.

( Cut for record keeping )

He then got to work on the other project he had to do today, so he got on his computer and started typing:

HOMECOMING
OCTOBER 6
BE THERE

He thought it was clever, so he sent it to the school mailing list.

[OOC: Official OOC announcement of that coming up shortly.]

Bob Gremlin strolled into the office and put up his standard lists: one for students with detention, one for teachers running detention.

( Student list just for record-keeping so it is cut yay! )

Then he was bored. Bored bored bored bored. So he made a small hole in the top of the water cooler and started spitting in it.

That should make next week interesting...

Bob Gremlin returned to the office for his standard Saturday shift only to find the place overrun with skeletons. Posted the signups for running detention, the tried to avoid the skeletons for the rest of the day. That didn't work out well, though, and by the end of the day the skeletons were playing Gremlin Ball.

Bob Gremlin was sleeping. He ate a lot of moles yesterday in a great battle. He had earned his rest.

The detention list was up.

Walter Dornez
Conner McKnight

Today's theme is a documentary. The name of the documentary is "Bob Gremlin in the Office."

Now we can see Bob Gremlin sleeping. He's using the detention list for this week as a blanket. Let's take a closer look at what it says.

( Cut for monotony )

Well, isn't that interesting? Quite.

The lights were off in the office. Bob Gremlin was fixing whatever it was that he did to the wiring yesterday. There may have been light sobbing, which is a bad thing to do when you're working with electicity.

After the third time he was shocked, Bob Gremlin finally put the detention list up.

( cut )

On the plus side, this was making him forget rejection.

There was a slight dispute between two office drones about the detention list getting posted today.

"I am Sam. Sam I am. Post detention for Walter, Jude and Cam."

"I will not post them, Sam-I-Am.
I will not post detention for Walter, Jude and Cam."

"Will you post it here or there?"

"I will not post it here or there.
I will not post it anywhere.
I will not post detention for Walter, Jude and Cam.
I will not post it, Sam-I-Am!"

"Would you post it on the dorms?
Would you post it on some forms?"

"I will not post it on the dorms.
I will not post it on some forms.
I will not post it here or there.
I will not post it anywhere!
I will not post detention for Walter, Jude and Cam.
I will not post it, Sam-I-Am."

"Will you post it on the Mountie?
Will you post it for a bounty?
Will you post it for the Trooper?
Please don't be a party pooper."

I will not post it on the Mountie.
I will not post it for a bounty.
I will not post it for the Trooper.
I am not being a party pooper!

I will not post it on the dorms.
I will not post it on some forms.
I will not post it here or there.
I will not post it anywhere!
I will not post detention for Walter, Jude and Cam.
I will not post it, Sam-I-Am!"

While they were arguing, a bipedal feline sporting rather large, colorful headwear stopped by and posted the detention list.

Walter Dornez
Jude Lizowski
Cameron Mitchell

Bob Gremlin wanted excitement! He wanted danger! So he took up base jumping from his desk.

He was very proud that he didn't scream once while flinging himself three feet to the floor.

Anyway, he had also posted this week's detention list and the signup sheet for upcoming detentions.

( Cut. Silently. )

Bob Gremlin performed his normal Saturday tasks: He posted the list of students in detention this week, then raided the fridge for any leftover food.

( Yay list. )

He wasn't alone today, though. Fred Trooper was also here, ready to give out room keys to students who showed up today. He had them all on a keyring large enough to be used as a weapon. He was prepared to use it as such if there was any trouble.

[OOC: Everyone coming to the island today who will be living in the dorms should stop here and give notice of their updated living situation. This is ONLY for people who were not here for the first summer session. Even if you will be moving back to your old room, we still need this info. No need to actually RP the scene, but if you want to talk to Fred and Bob, I'm game. Thank you.]

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