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Sticky: Student Residential Updates
Apr. 18th, 2030 12:11 pmIf you've got a student who'd you'd like to move to a different room in the dorms, please let us know here.
Please make sure you've discussed it with both the person they're moving in with, and (if they have one) the roommate they're moving away from, before notifying us!
A form, for your form-filling-out pleasure:
<b>Student Name:</b>
<b>Year:</b>
<b>Previous Room:</b>
<b>New room # if you're moving in with someone who already has a room:</b>
<b>Desired floor if you're moving to a new room entirely:</b>
<b>New roommate if you'll have one (moving into a single is also fine):</b>
(If you have an adult who's moving to a different location in town, please let us know in the comments of the Town Directory post.)
Please make sure you've discussed it with both the person they're moving in with, and (if they have one) the roommate they're moving away from, before notifying us!
A form, for your form-filling-out pleasure:
<b>Student Name:</b>
<b>Year:</b>
<b>Previous Room:</b>
<b>New room # if you're moving in with someone who already has a room:</b>
<b>Desired floor if you're moving to a new room entirely:</b>
<b>New roommate if you'll have one (moving into a single is also fine):</b>
(If you have an adult who's moving to a different location in town, please let us know in the comments of the Town Directory post.)
Fandom High Office, September
Sep. 3rd, 2013 08:51 amThe office was in a flurry of motion. A literal flurry, in the literal office. Papers had gone flying everywhere and they didn't seem to stop, as if caught in some bizarre localized tornado. Ida wasn't sure what to do about it.
"Just keep... netting!" she shouted, clinging to a pillar. Head of Accounting's face was smashed into the wall a few feet away.
The intern, holding on to another pillar with one arm, helplessly flailed the butterfly net towards the papers.
"Again!" Ida screeched.
"Just keep... netting!" she shouted, clinging to a pillar. Head of Accounting's face was smashed into the wall a few feet away.
The intern, holding on to another pillar with one arm, helplessly flailed the butterfly net towards the papers.
"Again!" Ida screeched.
The Office, March
Mar. 4th, 2013 09:50 amSpring was in the air!
Well, outside the office, maybe.
Inside the office, a thick coat of resentment had worn down several of the desks, caused at least one computer monitor to crack, and kept most of the office workers from actively doing their work. The school had gone to Turkey - Turkey! Ida didn't even know where that was, it sounded so exotic! - and they hadn't been invited.
Even the moose was angry, and it had resentment eating away at its antlers.
Well, outside the office, maybe.
Inside the office, a thick coat of resentment had worn down several of the desks, caused at least one computer monitor to crack, and kept most of the office workers from actively doing their work. The school had gone to Turkey - Turkey! Ida didn't even know where that was, it sounded so exotic! - and they hadn't been invited.
Even the moose was angry, and it had resentment eating away at its antlers.
Fandom High Office, Monday, September 3rd
Sep. 3rd, 2012 08:45 am"We're not getting a camel."
Ida had no idea how many times she'd had to say that today, but she was not budging on the matter. No matter how many cakes the rest of the staff brought in, or how loud their arguments were.
"I don't care that we've already got a range of facilities in place for four-feeted animals," she snapped. "Do you have any idea how much time I have to spent standing in line for the printer already? We can't afford yet another giant-ass bozo standing around hoping to get a shot at the Little Moose Toilet!"
The weirdest part of the day as it continued from there had to be Head of Accounting giving her puppy dog eyes.
Ida had no idea how many times she'd had to say that today, but she was not budging on the matter. No matter how many cakes the rest of the staff brought in, or how loud their arguments were.
"I don't care that we've already got a range of facilities in place for four-feeted animals," she snapped. "Do you have any idea how much time I have to spent standing in line for the printer already? We can't afford yet another giant-ass bozo standing around hoping to get a shot at the Little Moose Toilet!"
The weirdest part of the day as it continued from there had to be Head of Accounting giving her puppy dog eyes.
Fandom High Office, Monday, July 9th
Jul. 9th, 2012 09:01 am"Meuuuurgh."
While everyone was hard at work at the office, they were occasionally interrupted by the strangest of moaning noises.
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh."
On and on it went. Was it a ghost in the walls? No, the spectrometer was very clear on that front. Was it the elk, horsing around again? No, the elk seemed at peace chewing on fiscal reports just around the corner. A gremlin, perhaps?
"Meuuuuurgh."
No, everyone was acting normally.
"Meeeeeeeeeeurgh."
It was a mystery the moose would not fail to solve.
After lunch, anyway.
While everyone was hard at work at the office, they were occasionally interrupted by the strangest of moaning noises.
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh."
On and on it went. Was it a ghost in the walls? No, the spectrometer was very clear on that front. Was it the elk, horsing around again? No, the elk seemed at peace chewing on fiscal reports just around the corner. A gremlin, perhaps?
"Meuuuuurgh."
No, everyone was acting normally.
"Meeeeeeeeeeurgh."
It was a mystery the moose would not fail to solve.
After lunch, anyway.
Fandom High Office, Monday, June 4th
Jun. 4th, 2012 11:59 am"Could you repeat that?" Ida said into the phone.
A moment later: "Sorry, could you repeat that?"
Yet again: "No, could you repeat that? Thank you."
"Who's she talking to?" the intern hissed to the Head of Accounting. "She's been doing that all morning. Has she become hard of hearing? Is this a thing now?"
"It's Ida," said Head of Accounting. "She's preparing for the zombie apocalypse."
"Well," said the intern, "That makes no sense at all."
A moment later: "Sorry, could you repeat that?"
Yet again: "No, could you repeat that? Thank you."
"Who's she talking to?" the intern hissed to the Head of Accounting. "She's been doing that all morning. Has she become hard of hearing? Is this a thing now?"
"It's Ida," said Head of Accounting. "She's preparing for the zombie apocalypse."
"Well," said the intern, "That makes no sense at all."
Fandom High Office, Monday, May 21st
May. 21st, 2012 08:55 am"HOW IS IT MAY 21ST?" Ida shouted.
The moose brayed and nodded at the calendar. Really. Did she have to ask?
"You are far too literal minded," she told him, waving her finger in his face. "I mean! How is it! May 21st! Where has all that time gone? Oh god!"
The moose gave her a look that read if you are having a meltdown now I am not helping you. Look, he had woken up with wings and yellow hooves this weekend. He was not in a human mood.
Sadly, this didn't stop Ida from loudly sobbing into the moose's fur. Sigh. It was a hard life for a moose.
The moose brayed and nodded at the calendar. Really. Did she have to ask?
"You are far too literal minded," she told him, waving her finger in his face. "I mean! How is it! May 21st! Where has all that time gone? Oh god!"
The moose gave her a look that read if you are having a meltdown now I am not helping you. Look, he had woken up with wings and yellow hooves this weekend. He was not in a human mood.
Sadly, this didn't stop Ida from loudly sobbing into the moose's fur. Sigh. It was a hard life for a moose.
Fandom High Office, Monday, April 30th
Apr. 30th, 2012 11:54 am"Why is the office orange."
It was not a question.
"Um," the intern answered, balancing precariously upon what remained of her desk. "Misplaced shipment of oranges, ma'am."
Ida stared up at her. "Misplaced?" she said. "Haven't we been through this already with those stupid animals running around?"
"No, no, dimensional displacement, ma-- gah!" The intern fell over, face-first into a mountain of oranges. She popped out a moment later, orange seeping down her face. "...they seem to be genetically engineered to contain dye, uh... ma'am."
Ida facepalmed. "ELK!"
It had to be the elk. He was from Orange County.
It was not a question.
"Um," the intern answered, balancing precariously upon what remained of her desk. "Misplaced shipment of oranges, ma'am."
Ida stared up at her. "Misplaced?" she said. "Haven't we been through this already with those stupid animals running around?"
"No, no, dimensional displacement, ma-- gah!" The intern fell over, face-first into a mountain of oranges. She popped out a moment later, orange seeping down her face. "...they seem to be genetically engineered to contain dye, uh... ma'am."
Ida facepalmed. "ELK!"
It had to be the elk. He was from Orange County.
Fandom High Office, Monday, April 16th
Apr. 16th, 2012 11:34 am"We have to hide Head of Accounting!"
"But he's up on the ceiling!"
"...What? We need to hide him! Someone climb up there!"
"No, I mean he's against the ceiling!"
"...What?"
"I HAVE WIIIIINGS!"
"Oh, this is not going to go well at all."
"But he's up on the ceiling!"
"...What? We need to hide him! Someone climb up there!"
"No, I mean he's against the ceiling!"
"...What?"
"I HAVE WIIIIINGS!"
"Oh, this is not going to go well at all."
Fandom High Office, Monday, April 9th
Apr. 9th, 2012 09:32 am"And up!"
They stretched all the way up.
"And down!"
They squatted, stomping their feet.
"And up! Up! Like a tree!"
The moose's antlers gauged the ceiling.
"And down! Down! Like the majestic mole!"
Head of Accounting's face hit the WiiFit. "Are we done yet?"
"No!"
They stretched all the way up.
"And down!"
They squatted, stomping their feet.
"And up! Up! Like a tree!"
The moose's antlers gauged the ceiling.
"And down! Down! Like the majestic mole!"
Head of Accounting's face hit the WiiFit. "Are we done yet?"
"No!"
Fandom HIgh Office, Monday, March 26th
Mar. 26th, 2012 08:10 am"I'm singing in the rain! I'm siiiinging in the rain! I'm-- blahdeeblah blah blah!"
"I thought we'd taken down those showers," Ida said, eyeballing the new intern suspiciously. "In fact, I remember putting away pieces of those showers. Why are those showers still working?!"
Head of Accounting gave her a Look that clearly stated he would have shrugged had he had shoulders. He didn't, however, say anything, which Ida felt was rather rude on his part.
The moose said a muffled "Moo." to her right. She turned around and did a double-take.
"...Are you holding a screwdriver in your mouth?"
The moose did shrug, then pottered right back to the box of shower pieces.
"I thought we'd taken down those showers," Ida said, eyeballing the new intern suspiciously. "In fact, I remember putting away pieces of those showers. Why are those showers still working?!"
Head of Accounting gave her a Look that clearly stated he would have shrugged had he had shoulders. He didn't, however, say anything, which Ida felt was rather rude on his part.
The moose said a muffled "Moo." to her right. She turned around and did a double-take.
"...Are you holding a screwdriver in your mouth?"
The moose did shrug, then pottered right back to the box of shower pieces.
Fandom High Office, Monday, March 19th
Mar. 19th, 2012 10:09 am"WHAT IS THAT NOISE?" Ida screeched.
"OH GOD, STOP THAT NOISE!" Head of Accounting cried.
"MOOOOOOOOO," said the moose.
Everyone fell silent, and stared at him.
The elk shrugged, coughed, and bit at the moose's fur until all the squirrels had shaken loose.
"OH GOD, STOP THAT NOISE!" Head of Accounting cried.
"MOOOOOOOOO," said the moose.
Everyone fell silent, and stared at him.
The elk shrugged, coughed, and bit at the moose's fur until all the squirrels had shaken loose.
Fandom High Office, Monday, March 12th
Mar. 12th, 2012 10:45 am"Look, nothing really happened last week!" said Head of Accounting. "You are blowing this way out of proportion."
"It was the Monster," Ida retorted. "The Monster of Fandom, set free."
"It was a cat."
"It mauled half your division!"
The Head of Accounting harrumphed. "They got better."
"Oh, you just don't know what you're talking about," Ida said, bitterly. "You don't have any toes."
"It was the Monster," Ida retorted. "The Monster of Fandom, set free."
"It was a cat."
"It mauled half your division!"
The Head of Accounting harrumphed. "They got better."
"Oh, you just don't know what you're talking about," Ida said, bitterly. "You don't have any toes."
Fandom High Office, Monday, March 5th
Mar. 5th, 2012 10:05 amIt had come back.
The monster. The Monster of Fandom.
It terrorized the staff all morning, ravaging bodies, terrorizing accountants, sending the masses screaming through the hallways.
All the while saying nothing but, "Meow."
Band-aids would be in short supply tomorrow.
The monster. The Monster of Fandom.
It terrorized the staff all morning, ravaging bodies, terrorizing accountants, sending the masses screaming through the hallways.
All the while saying nothing but, "Meow."
Band-aids would be in short supply tomorrow.
Fandom High Office, Monday, February 27th
Feb. 27th, 2012 10:02 am"...So."
"So."
"We're going to have to take out the showers again, aren't we."
"Yeeep."
"So."
"We're going to have to take out the showers again, aren't we."
"Yeeep."
Fandom High Office, Monday, February 13th
Feb. 13th, 2012 10:18 am"Okay, that should do it," Ida said. She gave the repairman a curt nod, and the man stood up. "Thank you very much for your time. You'll be paid on the way back."
The repairman saluted her with his cap. Then he paused. "Miss," he said, "If you don't mind me asking...?"
"Hm?" she said.
"Why do install three showers in your office?" he said. "I mean... shouldn't your staff shower at home?"
"They can't do that in the middle of the day, can they?" Ida asked, sounding miffed.
"...and why ask me to only let them run cold?" the man continued.
"Out," she said, pointing at the door. "You're getting sweaty and the barbarian hordes are at the door!"
The repairman saluted her with his cap. Then he paused. "Miss," he said, "If you don't mind me asking...?"
"Hm?" she said.
"Why do install three showers in your office?" he said. "I mean... shouldn't your staff shower at home?"
"They can't do that in the middle of the day, can they?" Ida asked, sounding miffed.
"...and why ask me to only let them run cold?" the man continued.
"Out," she said, pointing at the door. "You're getting sweaty and the barbarian hordes are at the door!"
Fandom High Office, Monday, February 6th
Feb. 6th, 2012 11:37 amThere wasn't a single person in the office who didn't have a bruise, or a wound, or some other monstrosity on their face or other extremity today. There were icy stalactites and stalagmites everywhere, and not enough blankets to go around.
"How is it this cold?!" Ida demanded. "It is not this cold outside!"
"You broke the thermostat," Head of Accounting said, and gave a full-head shiver. "It's now permanently set to 'Dutch'!"
"Oh, for heaven's sake," Ida muttered, and joined two of her fellow employees underneath the moose.
"How is it this cold?!" Ida demanded. "It is not this cold outside!"
"You broke the thermostat," Head of Accounting said, and gave a full-head shiver. "It's now permanently set to 'Dutch'!"
"Oh, for heaven's sake," Ida muttered, and joined two of her fellow employees underneath the moose.
Fandom High Office, Monday, January 30th
Jan. 30th, 2012 10:26 am"NO SHENANIGANS TODAY!" Ida hollered.
No one in the office bothered to look up.
"I MEAN IT! NO SHENANIGANS! I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE."
Nothing.
"FINE! THEN I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN MYSELF!"
With that, she hopped off her desk and onto the elk, who reared up and began dashing around the room, bashing into things with his antlers. That in turn woke up the melk-elkoose and the moose, who brayed loudly and began to dig into accounting's paperwork. That ticked off Head of Accounting, who floated around the room shouting at the circus, and...
There were many shenanigans today.
No one in the office bothered to look up.
"I MEAN IT! NO SHENANIGANS! I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE."
Nothing.
"FINE! THEN I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN MYSELF!"
With that, she hopped off her desk and onto the elk, who reared up and began dashing around the room, bashing into things with his antlers. That in turn woke up the melk-elkoose and the moose, who brayed loudly and began to dig into accounting's paperwork. That ticked off Head of Accounting, who floated around the room shouting at the circus, and...
There were many shenanigans today.
Fandom High Office, Monday, January 23rd
Jan. 23rd, 2012 10:36 am"Well jeez! Louise! Don't you stop-a! 'Cause I'm not halfway through of having enough!"
It was terrible.
The new girl in accounting wouldn't stop singing. And it wasn't that she had a bad voice, oh no: it's just that she chose the worst possible songs to sing.
What also didn't help was that the melk-elkoose was joining in.
"We're gonna hip shake escape come on take-me-to-the-top..."
This was only supposed to happen once a year. Twice was just unfair.
It was terrible.
The new girl in accounting wouldn't stop singing. And it wasn't that she had a bad voice, oh no: it's just that she chose the worst possible songs to sing.
What also didn't help was that the melk-elkoose was joining in.
"We're gonna hip shake escape come on take-me-to-the-top..."
This was only supposed to happen once a year. Twice was just unfair.
