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"Why is the office orange."

It was not a question.

"Um," the intern answered, balancing precariously upon what remained of her desk. "Misplaced shipment of oranges, ma'am."

Ida stared up at her. "Misplaced?" she said. "Haven't we been through this already with those stupid animals running around?"

"No, no, dimensional displacement, ma-- gah!" The intern fell over, face-first into a mountain of oranges. She popped out a moment later, orange seeping down her face. "...they seem to be genetically engineered to contain dye, uh... ma'am."

Ida facepalmed. "ELK!"

It had to be the elk. He was from Orange County.

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