Fandom High Office, Thursday, October 26

Bucky the squirrel was writing a love letter to his girlfriend, a squirrel who worked in the radio's news collection department. There were a few difficulties with this, though. First was the fact that Bucky was a pretty normal squirrel overall and therefore didn't know English. The computer he was typing on also had no relation to the squirrel alphabet, which didn't help him at all. And finally, being a squirrel, Bucky had to type by skittering across the keyboard. While trained squirrels could hit only the keys they wanted, Bucky's training was in the collection and counting of acorns.

His love letter read:

fdghhjklo;onhgvdvvxyui09oerk9899875345r 5398ijojhgbfddsbhkkbnjnvnxcvjbbvfxvfm,lllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllll


nknnlmnnvdddddddddwwwrwrwerookjlmkjj

At least his heart was in the right place.