Fandom High Office, Monday, June 1st

Of course there had been something.

Someone, after all, had knocked over the kumquat's sacred milk dish last Friday, and then alligators had invaded, and the whole mess was just so-- typical that the staff hadn't even bothered with filing the paperwork until today.

Of course, that meant there were now mountains of it again, but they were choosing to use it to paper the walls. What? There were some goldfish stuck in there, and nobody wanted to clean that up.