Fandom High Office, Monday, May 21st
May. 21st, 2012 08:55 am"HOW IS IT MAY 21ST?" Ida shouted.
The moose brayed and nodded at the calendar. Really. Did she have to ask?
"You are far too literal minded," she told him, waving her finger in his face. "I mean! How is it! May 21st! Where has all that time gone? Oh god!"
The moose gave her a look that read if you are having a meltdown now I am not helping you. Look, he had woken up with wings and yellow hooves this weekend. He was not in a human mood.
Sadly, this didn't stop Ida from loudly sobbing into the moose's fur. Sigh. It was a hard life for a moose.
The moose brayed and nodded at the calendar. Really. Did she have to ask?
"You are far too literal minded," she told him, waving her finger in his face. "I mean! How is it! May 21st! Where has all that time gone? Oh god!"
The moose gave her a look that read if you are having a meltdown now I am not helping you. Look, he had woken up with wings and yellow hooves this weekend. He was not in a human mood.
Sadly, this didn't stop Ida from loudly sobbing into the moose's fur. Sigh. It was a hard life for a moose.