Fandom High Office, Wednesday, September 6
Sep. 6th, 2006 07:15 amA deliveryman arrived with a very large cake. "Excuse me, but is this the Fandom High office?"
A twitchy-looking office drone looked up from his desk and gave a quiet nod. "Y-yes."
"Well then, this is for you and your school: Happy birthday to yooooou... Ladies and gentlemen, happy birthday, tooooo yooooooou--"
"But--"
"Happy biiiiiiiirthdaaaaay, dear Fandom Hiiiiiiiiiiigh--"
"But it's not--"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIIIIIIIIIRTHDAY... toooooooooo.... yooooooooooooooou! Thank you everyone!"
"But the anniversary was yesterday."
"Yesterday?"
"Yes. Can I have some cake anyway?"
A twitchy-looking office drone looked up from his desk and gave a quiet nod. "Y-yes."
"Well then, this is for you and your school: Happy birthday to yooooou... Ladies and gentlemen, happy birthday, tooooo yooooooou--"
"But--"
"Happy biiiiiiiirthdaaaaay, dear Fandom Hiiiiiiiiiiigh--"
"But it's not--"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIIIIIIIIIRTHDAY... toooooooooo.... yooooooooooooooou! Thank you everyone!"
"But the anniversary was yesterday."
"Yesterday?"
"Yes. Can I have some cake anyway?"