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Fandom High Office, Tuesday, August 22
Aug. 22nd, 2006 07:12 amContinuing with yesterday's theme of rarely seen paperwork, Fred Trooper had created even more forms.
Application to Be Turned Into a Large Land Mammal (horse or larger)
Student Name:
Type of mammal to be turned into:
Likely name if the student were a large land mammal instead of human (or the equivalent):
Hooves? (Y/N)
Would you be willing to relocate out of your dorm room until the transformation is reversed? (Y/N)
Application to Take a Leave to Become a Cereal Mascot
Student Name:
Cereal Name:
Primary components of cereal (puffs, flakes, chocolately, sugary, marshmallows, etc):
Catch Phrase (i.e. "I go coocoo...," "They're greeeeeeeast!" etc.):
Are you prepared to defend yourself from now mostly unemployed and now murderous cereal mascots, such as Frankenberry or that alien thing from the Quisp box? (Y/N)
Application to Be Turned Into a Large Land Mammal (horse or larger)
Student Name:
Type of mammal to be turned into:
Likely name if the student were a large land mammal instead of human (or the equivalent):
Hooves? (Y/N)
Would you be willing to relocate out of your dorm room until the transformation is reversed? (Y/N)
Application to Take a Leave to Become a Cereal Mascot
Student Name:
Cereal Name:
Primary components of cereal (puffs, flakes, chocolately, sugary, marshmallows, etc):
Catch Phrase (i.e. "I go coocoo...," "They're greeeeeeeast!" etc.):
Are you prepared to defend yourself from now mostly unemployed and now murderous cereal mascots, such as Frankenberry or that alien thing from the Quisp box? (Y/N)
