Fandom High Office, Tuesday, August 22
Aug. 22nd, 2006 07:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fh_officeContinuing with yesterday's theme of rarely seen paperwork, Fred Trooper had created even more forms.
Application to Be Turned Into a Large Land Mammal (horse or larger)
Student Name:
Type of mammal to be turned into:
Likely name if the student were a large land mammal instead of human (or the equivalent):
Hooves? (Y/N)
Would you be willing to relocate out of your dorm room until the transformation is reversed? (Y/N)
Application to Take a Leave to Become a Cereal Mascot
Student Name:
Cereal Name:
Primary components of cereal (puffs, flakes, chocolately, sugary, marshmallows, etc):
Catch Phrase (i.e. "I go coocoo...," "They're greeeeeeeast!" etc.):
Are you prepared to defend yourself from now mostly unemployed and now murderous cereal mascots, such as Frankenberry or that alien thing from the Quisp box? (Y/N)
Application to Be Turned Into a Large Land Mammal (horse or larger)
Student Name:
Type of mammal to be turned into:
Likely name if the student were a large land mammal instead of human (or the equivalent):
Hooves? (Y/N)
Would you be willing to relocate out of your dorm room until the transformation is reversed? (Y/N)
Application to Take a Leave to Become a Cereal Mascot
Student Name:
Cereal Name:
Primary components of cereal (puffs, flakes, chocolately, sugary, marshmallows, etc):
Catch Phrase (i.e. "I go coocoo...," "They're greeeeeeeast!" etc.):
Are you prepared to defend yourself from now mostly unemployed and now murderous cereal mascots, such as Frankenberry or that alien thing from the Quisp box? (Y/N)
DETENTION
Date: 2006-08-22 12:12 pm (UTC)RESIDENTIAL ISSUES
Date: 2006-08-22 12:13 pm (UTC)Student Name:
Year:
Previous Room:
Desired Floor:
OTHER PAPERWORK
Date: 2006-08-22 12:13 pm (UTC)Weekend pass forms should provide the following information, and the thread should be linked to when providing the pass to a teacher.
Student Name:
Dates of Absence:
Reason (IC):
Reason (OOC, if necessary):
On-Campus Guest permission forms should provide the following information.
Student Name:
Name(s) of Guest(s):
Dates of Visit:
Reason for Visit (IC):
Re: OTHER PAPERWORK
Date: 2006-08-22 02:25 pm (UTC)Cereal Name: Super Colon Blow (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/89ecolonblow.phtml)
Primary components of cereal: Fiber. Lots of fiber. So much fiber you could weave a chair out of it.
Catch Phrase: "Warning: may cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician."
Are you prepared to defend yourself from now mostly unemployed and now murderous cereal mascots, such as Frankenberry or that alien thing from the Quisp box? (Y/N): Yes. Bring it on you cereal freaks! I'll beat your head in with my high fiber content!
Re: OTHER PAPERWORK
Date: 2006-08-22 05:08 pm (UTC)Type of mammal to be turned into: Tiger!
Likely name if the student were a large land mammal instead of human (or the equivalent): Faithful.
Hooves? (Y/N) N.
Would you be willing to relocate out of your dorm room until the transformation is reversed? (Y/N)YES PLEASE!
Re: OTHER PAPERWORK
Date: 2006-08-22 08:04 pm (UTC)Type of mammal to be turned into: Centaur
Likely name if the student were a large land mammal instead of human (or the equivalent): Dean still works.
Hooves? (Y/N) Y
Would you be willing to relocate out of your dorm room until the transformation is reversed? (Y/N) M. Do we have a stable?
OOC
Date: 2006-08-22 12:14 pm (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2006-08-22 02:26 pm (UTC)Cereal convention anyone?
Re: OOC
Date: 2006-08-22 05:08 pm (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2006-08-22 05:11 pm (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2006-08-22 05:13 pm (UTC)