Fandom High Office, Monday, September 11

As a result of Bob Gremlin's boredom on Saturday, the water in the office troublesome. The accounting staff thought they were earthworms while the attendence office thought they were birds. This lead to some awkward battles, as the attendance staff tried to swoop down from their desks and pick the accounting people up in their mouths before swooping away.

Furthermore, the bird brains thought it was far too late in the morning for such a thing, so they were attempting to flap their wings so hard that they could reverse the rotation of the earth, thus reversing the flow of time, and becoming the early bird who would catch the worm.

They thought they were birds, they didn't understand the finer points of time travel.