Fandom High Office, Monday, September 11

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As a result of Bob Gremlin's boredom on Saturday, the water in the office troublesome. The accounting staff thought they were earthworms while the attendence office thought they were birds. This lead to some awkward battles, as the attendance staff tried to swoop down from their desks and pick the accounting people up in their mouths before swooping away.

Furthermore, the bird brains thought it was far too late in the morning for such a thing, so they were attempting to flap their wings so hard that they could reverse the rotation of the earth, thus reversing the flow of time, and becoming the early bird who would catch the worm.

They thought they were birds, they didn't understand the finer points of time travel.

Comments

DETENTION

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Instructors, turn in names of students who will be receiving detention this Saturday with Alianne of Pirate's Swoop here.

Re: DETENTION

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John Connor (NOT A NEW DETENTION: second detention from last week, included again this week for the sake of record keeping)

ADD/DROP SLIPS

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THIS IS THE FINAL WEEK FOR ADDING OR DROPPING A CLASS.

If you would like to add a class, please present a note from the teacher of the class you would like to add. Please fill one slip out for each class you would like to change.

Name:
Name of class:
Add or Drop?
Note from teacher for adding a class:

Re: ADD/DROP SLIPS

[demonbelthazor]

Name: Belthazor
Name of class: Good Omens...And Bad: Prophecy in Theory and Practice
Add or Drop? Add
Note from teacher for adding a class: Here.

OTHER PAPERWORK

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Student Leave permission forms, permission for on-campus guests, requests for pet permission, and any other paperwork you might think of.

Student Leave forms should provide the following information, and the thread should be linked to when providing the pass to a teacher.
Student Name:
Dates of Absence:
Reason (IC):
Reason (OOC, if necessary):

On-Campus Guest permission forms should provide the following information.
Student Name:
Name(s) of Guest(s):
Dates of Visit:
Reason for Visit (IC):

OOC

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I bet that if you could get all of the birds in the world to face in exactly the same direction and flap their wings as hard as they could at exactly the same time, you wouldn't actually accomplish anything other than having gotten all of the birds in the world to face in exactly the same direction and flap their wings as hard as they could at exactly the same time, but that would still be pretty cool.