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Bob Gremlin had a plan. He needed a group of singers to serenade Venus. Nobody in the office would work for this plan. But some skeletons might...

That's why Bob Gremlin was standing in front of the skeleton closet. And that's why Fred Trooper was standing in front of Bob Gremlin. "I'm not giving you the key. I'd rather throw a thermal detonator into the closet and destroy the skeleton staff than open it up for you."

Bob Gremlin grunted.

"Find some other way to impress her, loverboy."

Bob Gremlin sighed. It was time for Plan B. But where would he find a ukelele?

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

Date: 2006-07-26 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Forms for using a large turtle to carry a rock should include the following information.
Student's Name: Willow Rosenberg
Turtle's Name: Shelby the wood turtle. (Shelby to his friends)
Turtle Shell Diameter (min. 6"): 7 inches
Rock Type: Coal
Rock Weight: Starting with an ounce, going higher as to Shelby's comfort level
Date of Proposed Rock Carrying: evening 7/26/06 or non-class periods 7/27/06, pending date approval
Reason for Proposed Rock Carrying (IC): Attempt to train endangered species to have a useful job skill in the hopes of encouraging people not to kill it.
Reason for Proposed Rock Carrying (OOC, if necessary): Cleary not getting enough sleep at Writercon.

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

Date: 2006-07-26 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
"I was thinking a small basket of some kind," Willow assured him.

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

Date: 2006-07-26 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
"Thank you very much," Willow said. "Does it matter if I do it today or tomorrow?"

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

Date: 2006-07-26 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Willow made a note of that. "Should I stay on school grounds or try it by the lake in the park?"

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

Date: 2006-07-26 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
"I'll judge it based on the weather," Willow said. She gave a cheerful wave. "Thank you!"

Re: OOC

Date: 2006-07-26 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
What about four tiny elephants?

Re: OOC

Date: 2006-07-26 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peter--parker.livejournal.com
That's an entirely different form. :)

Re: OOC

Date: 2006-07-26 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
You realize I want a turtle and a rock now.

Re: OOC

Date: 2006-07-26 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peter--parker.livejournal.com
I want somebody to use the form!

Re: OOC

Date: 2006-07-26 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
I GOOGLED TURTLES!

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