Fandom High Office, Thursday, August 3

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The entire office staff was dressed oddly today. They were in costume, see. The lighting was low, the corners of the office were shady and the woman who normally wore too much make-up was wearing a cocktail dress.

It wasn't a pretty sight.

Bob Gremlin and Fred Trooper were wearing trenchcoats and fedoras over their usual attire. Noir music hung around in the room like a bad smell that wouldn't go away. The kind you got after leaving a half-eaten burger in your desk drawer for safekeeping for a week because you got distracted by some dame and her lost bird statue.

But Bob and Fred didn't have time to think about bad smells or kitschy music. They had a case to solve. Someone had taken the last danish from the box, and it was up to these two hard-boiled detectives to figure out who, before they became scrambled. Or possibly poached. Maybe with a little lightly buttered toast.

Comments

DETENTION

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Instructors, turn in names of students who will be receiving detention this Saturday with Daisy Adair here.

RESIDENTIAL ISSUES

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Fill out the following form to change rooms. Someone will be along shortly to help you with your request. No moves to the second floor are allowed at the moment.

Student Name:
Year:
Previous Room:
Desired Floor:

OTHER PAPERWORK

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Weekend pass permission forms, permission for on-campus guests, requests for pet permission, and any other paperwork you might think of.

Weekend pass forms should provide the following information, and the thread should be linked to when providing the pass to a teacher.
Student Name:
Dates of Absence:
Reason (IC):
Reason (OOC, if necessary):

On-Campus Guest permission forms should provide the following information.
Student Name:
Name(s) of Guest(s):
Dates of Visit:
Reason for Visit (IC):

OOC

[fh_office]

There's only one Maltese Falcon.

Re: OOC

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*fingerwiggle* buttery toast?

Re: OOC

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Thanks for covering. I wanted to do a noir thing, but I couldn't figure out how. :)

Re: OOC

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

*slink slink*?

Re: OOC

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

... Send a slinky to fill out some paperwork. C'mon, do it.

Re: RESIDENTIAL ISSUES

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Student Name: *slink*
Year: *slink-slink slink-slink*
Previous Room: *slink*
Desired Floor: *slink slink*

Re: RESIDENTIAL ISSUES

[fh_office]

Fred Trooper looked at the form and shook his head. "Sorry, soldier, but you didn't include any numbers on the application. You're not getting a key from me today."

Re: RESIDENTIAL ISSUES

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

The slinky shivered sadly.

Re: OOC

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

...but infinite copies.

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Isabel Evans
Dates of Absence: 8/4-8/6
Reason (IC): Rafting trip

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Jack Harkness
Dates of Absence: 8/4-8/6
Reason (IC): Rafting trip

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Gregory Bjarte Sanders, Esq.
Dates of Absence: 8/4-8/6
Reason (IC): Rafting trip of awesomeness.

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Sam Carter
Dates of Absence: 8/4-8/6
Reason (IC): Rafting trip

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Student Name: M. Parker
Dates of Absence: 8/4-8/6
Reason (IC): Rafting trip

Re: OTHER PAPERWORK

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Cedric Diggory
Dates of Absence: 8/4-8/6
Reason (IC): Rafting trip