Fandom High Office, Thursday, August 24

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Continuing on with our magical journey through the mind of a clone warrior who has nothing to blow up and has thus succumbed to his OCD...

Request for a Room Transfer to Another Dimension

Student Name:
Current Room:
Dimension containing desired room:
Reason for switching dimensions:

Application to Juggle Kittens

Student Name:
Number of kittens:
Estimated juggling ability:
Will you juggle any non-kitten props with the kittens? If yes, list them:
Problem Solving: What will you do if a kitten bites you while you are juggling it? Please keep in mind the other kittens who may be in mid-air.

Comments

DETENTION

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There will be no detention this week. Any students assigned detention will be given an alternate punishment to be determined. Still submit the names of students deserving punishment here.

RESIDENTIAL ISSUES

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Fill out the following form to change rooms. Someone will be along shortly to help you with your request. No moves to the second floor are allowed at the moment.

Student Name:
Year:
Previous Room:
Desired Floor:

OTHER PAPERWORK

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Weekend pass permission forms, permission for on-campus guests, requests for pet permission, and any other paperwork you might think of.

Weekend pass forms should provide the following information, and the thread should be linked to when providing the pass to a teacher.
Student Name:
Dates of Absence:
Reason (IC):
Reason (OOC, if necessary):

On-Campus Guest permission forms should provide the following information.
Student Name:
Name(s) of Guest(s):
Dates of Visit:
Reason for Visit (IC):

OOC

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I apologize for the imagery in that final question for the kitten juggling...

Re: OOC

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Poor little kittens!

Re: OOC

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

I'm a terrible person.

A terrible person who finds kitten juggling funny.

Re: OOC

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Some people juggle geese.

Re: OOC

[fates_jaye]

Application to Juggle Kittens

Student Name: Jaye Tyler
Number of kittens: 42
Estimated juggling ability: Not good, but they land on their feet.
Will you juggle any non-kitten props with the kittens? If yes, list them: Chainsaw, except no not really.
Problem Solving: What will you do if a kitten bites you while you are juggling it? Please keep in mind the other kittens who may be in mid-air. Drop the sucker and move on.

Re: OOC

[smartestone]

Application to Juggle Kittens Stop People From Juggling Kittens

Student Name: Hermione Granger
Number of kittens:
Estimated juggling ability: Kitten juggling is wrong. They haven't done anything to you, and they're practically defenseless! Some of them might not even have claws yet, or know what to do with them. They're KITTENS.
Will you juggle any non-kitten props with the kittens? If yes, list them: YOU PEOPLE ARE PSYCHOTIC.
Problem Solving: What will you do if a kitten bites you while you are juggling it? Please keep in mind the other kittens who may be in mid-air. I am calling animal control.

Re: OOC

[fates_jaye]

Application to Juggle Kittens Hermione Granger

Student Name: Jaye Tyler
Number of kittens Hermiones: Just one, hopefully. She's annoying enough on her own.
Estimated juggling ability: Not good, as stated on kitten application.
Will you juggle any non-kittenHermione props with the kittens Hermiones? If yes, list them: Kittens.
Problem Solving: What will you do if a kitten bites you while you are juggling it? Please keep in mind the other kittens who may be in mid-air. Drop her and then drop a kitten on her.

Re: OOC

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Fact: Kittens always land on their feet
Fact: Toast always lands butter side down
Query: If toast is strapped to the back of said kitten and then tossed into the air, which side would land?

Re: OOC

[fates_jaye]

It can't really be a fact unless someone has been there to record every piece of kitten- I mean, every piece of toast falling- and every kitten falling. Therefore there's no way to be able to tell which side it would land on because there's really no solid proof.

Maybe it all depends on which side the toast and kitten want to land on.

Re: OOC

[swerval_zero]

*hides from Jaye*

Re: OOC

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Alanna Trebond
Number of kittens: One
Estimated juggling ability: He better stay up
Will you juggle any non-kitten props with the kittens? If yes, list them: My sanity
Problem Solving: What will you do if a kitten bites you while you are juggling it? Please keep in mind the other kittens who may be in mid-air. Threaten to take away his tuna