Fandom High Office, Monday, September 18
Sep. 18th, 2006 07:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fh_officeA small town in Missouri, three years ago...
He came home with groceries. There were eggs. And milk. When he walked into the kitchen, he saw them. His family. Dead. Killed by a paper clip.
"PAAAAAAAAPER CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!" he yelled, dropping to his knees. The eggs broke. The milk spilled on the floor with much symbolism.
Today...
"So you have a vendetta against paper clips?" Fred Trooper asked.
"Yes. Paper clips killed my family. I need to make those jerks pay," he responded.
"You do realize that we need paper clips for our work?" Fred Trooper asked.
"Binder clips. They hold much better," he said.
"But they're not bendy," Fred Trooper said.
"But they also didn't kill my family," he said.
"Point taken. You're hired, but the paper clips stay. Welcome to the Fandom High office, MW043," Fred Trooper congratulated.
"I'll have my revenge. And call me Chuck," Chuck from the Detention Office said.
He came home with groceries. There were eggs. And milk. When he walked into the kitchen, he saw them. His family. Dead. Killed by a paper clip.
"PAAAAAAAAPER CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!" he yelled, dropping to his knees. The eggs broke. The milk spilled on the floor with much symbolism.
Today...
"So you have a vendetta against paper clips?" Fred Trooper asked.
"Yes. Paper clips killed my family. I need to make those jerks pay," he responded.
"You do realize that we need paper clips for our work?" Fred Trooper asked.
"Binder clips. They hold much better," he said.
"But they're not bendy," Fred Trooper said.
"But they also didn't kill my family," he said.
"Point taken. You're hired, but the paper clips stay. Welcome to the Fandom High office, MW043," Fred Trooper congratulated.
"I'll have my revenge. And call me Chuck," Chuck from the Detention Office said.
DETENTION
Date: 2006-09-18 12:27 pm (UTC)RESIDENTIAL ISSUES
Date: 2006-09-18 12:28 pm (UTC)Student Name:
Year:
Previous Room:
Desired Floor:
OTHER PAPERWORK
Date: 2006-09-18 12:29 pm (UTC)Student Leave forms should provide the following information, and the thread should be linked to when providing the pass to a teacher.
Student Name:
Dates of Absence:
Reason (IC):
Reason (OOC, if necessary):
On-Campus Guest permission forms should provide the following information.
Student Name:
Name(s) of Guest(s):
Dates of Visit:
Reason for Visit (IC):
OOC
Date: 2006-09-18 12:31 pm (UTC)So he's an office worker now.