Fandom High Office, Friday, December 15
Dec. 15th, 2006 08:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fh_officeDaphne had finally thrown off her blanket of paranoia. "Special Ops attack candy canes," she scoffed. "What was I thinking?"
That's when a grappling line fired across the office from the Christmas tree. The candy canes were using it as a zip line as if they were in some sort of bizarre Christmas edition of MXC. They were swooping in for the kill...
Unfortunately for them, they began their attack at 11:45 AM. The office was ready for lunch. "Ooh, candy canes!" was the battle cry the office workers used. "I'm hungry," was another.
The candy canes never stood a chance. They were slowly eaten, dying a miserable death along with their plans. Except for those taken by the people who have no love for their own teeth and immediately started chomping down on the candy canes. They died a very quick but even more miserable death.
Daphne left her job in Fandom, was in therapy for some time, then started a band called "Homicidal Candy." Years later, she was killed by a renegade jawbreaker.
Happy holidays.
That's when a grappling line fired across the office from the Christmas tree. The candy canes were using it as a zip line as if they were in some sort of bizarre Christmas edition of MXC. They were swooping in for the kill...
Unfortunately for them, they began their attack at 11:45 AM. The office was ready for lunch. "Ooh, candy canes!" was the battle cry the office workers used. "I'm hungry," was another.
The candy canes never stood a chance. They were slowly eaten, dying a miserable death along with their plans. Except for those taken by the people who have no love for their own teeth and immediately started chomping down on the candy canes. They died a very quick but even more miserable death.
Daphne left her job in Fandom, was in therapy for some time, then started a band called "Homicidal Candy." Years later, she was killed by a renegade jawbreaker.
Happy holidays.
DETENTION
Date: 2006-12-15 02:13 pm (UTC)This has nothing to do with the fact that I won't be around much of tomorrow. Really.
RESIDENTIAL ISSUES
Date: 2006-12-15 02:13 pm (UTC)Student Name:
Year:
Previous Room:
Desired Floor:
OTHER PAPERWORK
Date: 2006-12-15 02:14 pm (UTC)Student Leave forms should provide the following information, and the thread should be linked to when providing the pass to a teacher.
Student Name:
Dates of Absence:
Reason (IC):
Reason (OOC, if necessary):
OOC
Date: 2006-12-15 02:15 pm (UTC)This is one of those days for me.
Re: OOC
Date: 2006-12-15 02:25 pm (UTC)