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The second day, they noticed the drumming. It wasn't stopping, no matter what they did, and so the staff decided to handle it with their usual aplomb.

By starting a band. Ida handled the guitar, Rachel (Rene? Rover? They could never remember) from accounts was on base, and Bob took the microphone for his best song stylings. He nodded to the animals at the back, "This is only a cover song, but this is for you!" and scraped his throat.

" I'm a heavy metal farmer,
I've got lots of heavy metal animals.
When I go down to the farmyard,
What do I see first?
Heavy metal moose goes "Oing, oing",
Heavy metal elk goes "Nayyyy"...
"

He paused, and frowned at the next few lyrics. That didn't seem right.

"...Heavy metal gremlin gives me heavy metal milk,
I see heavy metal Fandom all the day!
"

It was not an impressive performance.

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