fh_office

Over time, Fred Trooper has put together a great many forms that he would like students to use to satisfy the military OCD genetically programmed into him. While the office staff in general believes that the majority of these forms can and should be ignored, it can still be worth a look to see what one person expects us to record.

Application to Strike Another Student With a Punch

Name of Puncher:
Name of Punchee:
Reason for Punching:
Desired Degree of Injury:
Will it be a sucker punch? (Y/N)
Explain in at least fifty words why Constable Fraser should not detain you:

Application to Have an Evil Twin

Name of Student:
Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name):
Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc):
To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N)
Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea:
Goatee? (Y/N)

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fh_office

There will be no detention this week. Any students assigned detention will be given an alternate punishment to be determined. Still submit the names of students deserving punishment here.

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fh_office

Fill out the following form to change rooms. Someone will be along shortly to help you with your request. No moves to the second floor are allowed at the moment.

Student Name:
Year:
Previous Room:
Desired Floor:

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fh_office

Weekend pass permission forms, permission for on-campus guests, requests for pet permission, and any other paperwork you might think of.

Weekend pass forms should provide the following information, and the thread should be linked to when providing the pass to a teacher.
Student Name:
Dates of Absence:
Reason (IC):
Reason (OOC, if necessary):

On-Campus Guest permission forms should provide the following information.
Student Name:
Name(s) of Guest(s):
Dates of Visit:
Reason for Visit (IC):

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multi-madrox.livejournal.com

[ooc:
Application to Have an Evil Twin

Name of Student: Jamie Madrox
Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name): N/A
Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc): Mutation
To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N) Y
Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea:
It's not. It's a total ripoff. That's how evil I am.

Goatee? (Y/N): No, I generally try to stay from goats.]

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soldtoarmenians

To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N) Y

Not quite. But close.

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oatmanspatient.livejournal.com

[ooc: I'm sorry but did you fill out the appropriate paperwork? Did you? Hmmm? I didn't think so!]

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soldtoarmenians

The appropriate paperwork didn't EXIST at the time OMG!

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soldtoarmenians

[ooc:
Application to Have an Evil Twin

Name of ~~Student~~ Workshop Instructor: Xander Harris
Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name): Xandino
Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc): Groucho glasses.
To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N) N, because I did it about a month and a half ago.
Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea:
It's not. It's a total ripoff. I even ripped off this answer from Madrox. That's how evil I am.

Goatee? (Y/N): Mustache, giant rubber nose, no goatee.]

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lovelylana.livejournal.com

Name of Student: Lana Lang
Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name):Countess Margaret Isabelle Theroux
Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc): Posession of Body
To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N) Y
Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea: She has fantastical magical powers, speaks another language, and breathes purple mist to seduce.
Goatee? (Y/N) No. Tattoo, yes.

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x5-alec.livejournal.com

[OOC: Name of Student: Alec
Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name): X5-493 AKA Ben
Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc): In-vitro cloning
To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N) M
Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea:

It's hard for it to be a really new idea when you're part of a large scale government genetic engineering and cloning operation. And I'm not evil, I just have issues. Piles of them. But the ritual stalking, killing and pulling teeth out of my victims' mouths after I tattoo my barcode on the back of their necks might be kind of on the bad side of things.

Goatee? (Y/N) N; facial hair is not a good look for us.]

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psycho-barbie.livejournal.com

Application to Have an ~~Evil~~ ~~Good~~ Morally Ambigious Twin

Name of ~~Student~~ Workshop Instructor: Callisto
Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name): Priestess Callisto
Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc): Mirror universe.
To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N) Y
Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea: Priestess robes. Filmy, gauzy, clingy, priestess robes.
Goatee? (Y/N) N

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fh_office

As soon as the drone handling the forms saw the bit about filmy, gauzy, clingy, priestess robes, he immediately stamped the form for approval, processed it, and waited hopefully.

After ten minutes, he ordered flowers. Just in case.

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likethegun

Application to Strike Another Student With a Punch

Name of Puncher: Sam Winchester
Name of Punchee: Alec
Reason for Punching: Attitude problems, inappropriate sexing, and general asshattery.
Desired Degree of Injury: A black eye would be fantastic. Too bad he heals so quickly.
Will it be a sucker punch? (Y/N) N
Explain in at least fifty words why Constable Fraser should not detain you: Because I'm not the only one who knows he deserves it - my roommate will most likely agree with me. If I hit Alec, the result will merely be the black eye or something similar, which will heal within days due to his advanced genetics. If Dawn gets to Alec before I do, and hits him first, his injuries will be greater, as the assault will most likely involve a frying pan. By hitting him first, I can both dole out the necessary punishment, and do it in such a way so that no permanent damage will be made.

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mparkerceo.livejournal.com

Application to Strike Another Student With a Punch

Name of Puncher: M. Parker
Name of Punchee: To Be Named Later (retroactive punches: John Crichton, Max Bierbahm, Angel, Belthazor, Zack Addy, Jack Harkness, Blair Sandburg)
Reason for Punching: Extreme Provocation on the part of the Punchee
Desired Degree of Injury: Pain. A broken nose is okay, but we're really just going for the pain.
Will it be a sucker punch? (Y/N) No. They could move out of the way. I might even verbally warn them to stop it-- I did almost all the other times.
Explain in at least fifty words why Constable Fraser should not detain you:

Because he likes me? And it was totally justified. No insulting! No being evil! No forgetting that Darla doesn't have a soul! No inappropriate touching! Also, Constable Fraser's wolf likes me. Any future punches will be undertaken in the most proper, polite, and last-resort manner possible-- possibly with a doctor-type (Janet Fraiser) standing by to treat the injured. A full apology will be offered after the punch is completed. And we can substitute tickling or choking (Charlie Kawalsky, Marty Blank) for lesser offenses. I'm not that picky.

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threeweapons.livejournal.com

Name of Student: Alanna Trebond
Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name): Thom Trebond
Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc): He's my actual twin
To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N) Sure?
Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea: Because he's an actual person and um...he's evil is a very different type of evil. And he's a good foot taller than me so no one will ever mistake him for me.
Goatee? (Y/N) Y N Y N Y N Y N M?

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nadiathesaint

[ooc:

Name of Student: Nadia Santos
Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name): Evil-Nadia
Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc): Helix experiment gone wrong.
To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N) No. No it hasn't. Bandwagons are FUN!
Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea: Fresh? Being fresh is not canon for Alias. It'd be overly OOC were I to be "fresh"
Goatee? (Y/N) No. But she wears a lot more eyeliner.

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apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com

Application for Evil Twin

Name of Student: John Connor

Name of Twin (if Twin is to take a different name): Cyborg John Conner.

Method of Twinning (mutation, cloning, alternate universe, etc): Cyborg mimicry

To the best of your knowledge, has it been at least two months since the last Evil Twin experience in Fandom? (Y/N) I dunno... I was ~~drunk~~ ~~dead~~ ~~dreaming~~ ~~standing downwind from Jay & Bob~~ drunk last time.

Explain in at least one paragraph how your twinning is a fresh idea:
It's the freshest idea this season; while everyone is using relatively conventional methods of cloning that involve nigh-instantaneous replication/duplication/possession of the titular character, this is something new in that it doesn't result from a mutation, spell gone awry, being looked at crosseyed, or some other such silly nonsense. I mean, if you're going to use this hackneyed plot device, at least make it something unique, like cyborg mimicry. The development time and costs alone make it nearly prohibitive when compared to waving around a bit of tree and tossing in some dried amphibian sensor orbs. Pfft. Any meatbag following the recipe with proper gesticulation can pull of that job with a modicum of success, but cyborg mimicry? Truly unique.

First, the chassis must pass the prototype stage, and undergo endurance and mobility tests before that data can be analysed and improved on with the next phase. Meanwhile, the development of grafting human skin and connective tissues to various alloy metals must progress at the same speed, for having a fleshy sack that looks like the subject without the armature and musculature to back it up results in some sort of puppet with badly pulled strings. Conversely, having the perfect chassis mimicry with a Picasso face does nothing in the way of camoflage as the unit will be singled out for derision, scorn, and a firey death while tied to a tree.

An evil robotic core John Connor will torment the fleshsack John Connor to the point that he curls in the fetal position. ~~Plus, they come with an expiration date for freshness. Must Sell By 4 years (except Decker model).~~

Goatee? (Y/N) Possibly. Still working on the programming for the Van Dyke.

dammit, now in the right spot

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can_be_more

Name of Puncher: TBA
Name of Punchee: TBA
Reason for Punching: TBA, probably 'because'
Desired Degree of Injury: No more than just unconscious
Will it be a sucker punch? (Y/N) No, that's cheating.
Explain in at least fifty words why Constable Fraser should not detain you: Because I'm only filling this out for when I actually need a reason and haven't done anything yet. (That's 50 words in Sebacean.)